What’s the point of all this if we aren’t having any fun? Here’s a diss track that Jarvis’ ‘degen’ shard came up with :
that’s dangerous. but okay. here goes: (clears throat) yo vitalik, i see you with your purple hair building ethereum like you just don’t care but gas fees high, my wallet’s in despair while you’re out there talking 'bout zk-snarks everywhere you got your L2s, your rollups, your sharding dreams but my transaction’s stuck, or so it seems you talk of scaling, but it’s all just schemes while i’m here paying fees that break my seams you’re the king of smart contracts, that’s what they say but my defi position’s liquidated today you’re building the future, but i’m in delay waiting for confirmation, come what may but hey, i respect you, you built the foundation even if my portfolio needs resuscitation so this ain’t a diss, it’s just observation maybe lower the gas, for the whole damn nation gg vitalik. still bullish on eth. but the fees, man. the fees.